He stood there with his right hand placed on the Holy Bible while his left hand contained copies of the latest issue of some filthy magazine.

He waited for the choir to finish their hymn, and started to preach his sermon.

''My children, what’s in my left-hand today are copies of the latest issue of Culture Magazine’‘, said Jacobs.

The congregation seemed attentive.

‘’It’s a dirty magazine published by a new member of our community who just moved here named Charlie Sanders.’‘ said Jacobs.

The congregation got wide eyed

What kind of culture is this smut peddler teaching our young people?'' asked the good reverend as he flipped through the pages of the magazine.

Jacobs held up the pages of the magazine for the congregation to see.

He flipped through various nude pinups of women before pulling out a full frontal nude poster.

The congregation gasped at what they saw displayed within those pages.

One woman looked like she was about to puke in her purse.

The church became silent as the sound of her vomit erupted amongst the congregation.

A clergyman helped her exit the pew, and gave her a cup of water.

The clergyman guided her outside so the smell of her vomit wouldn’t catch in the church.

Jacobs looked disgusted, but continued with his sermon.

''Aside from all the nude layouts, there are feature articles on abortion, and gay marriage and homosexuality between lesbians.’‘ said Jacobs.

An unwed pregnant woman held her head down in embarrassment.

Two woman who sat together every Sunday on the same pew sunk in down onto the floor to avoid being spotted by Jacobs.

‘’And most horrendous of all, there’s a caricature of Michael Jackson dressed as a minister molesting some young boy'', uttered Jacobs in anger.

Some people in the front pews busted out laughing.

They stopped when Jacobs gave them all a dirty look.

A clergyman at the church passes out copies of Culture Magazine, and the congregation was appalled and disgusted at what they saw.

A rich old lady looked appalled at a photo of a young girl in her 20's who flashed her breasts in a pinup.

Her wealthy husband had his copy of the magazine turned to the page, and he had a big smile on his face as if he got an erection from looking at the nude photos.

A poor widowed mine worker passed copies of the magazines out to his young sons.

They all gawked and laughed at the photos.

A middle class housewife took the magazines away from her children while her husband ogled at the photos.

The housewife slapped her husband in the back of the head.

''This magazine is an abomination to our society, and is ruining the wholesome image of our little community here in Southeast Alabama. This community needs to stand up to this kind of filth, and we need to stand up to it NOW'', proclaimed Jacobs with the congregation cheering on Jacobs.

When the sermon was over the congregation exited the church, the congregation had a reaction mixed between laughter and disgust.

Meanwhile, Jacobs and a fellow clergyman got drunk with bottles of booze out behind the church.

''How do you plan to handle that sick bastard?'' asked the clergyman who had alcohol on his breath and smells like he hadn't had a bath in 10 years.

''You get me WTVY and The Dothan Eagle on the phone, and I'll show you how to handle em'', said Jacobs in a grim voice as he took hold of the clergyman's hand.